Updated
July 8, 2008

Joan Loftus

Name: Joan Loftus
Birth Name: Juan Lopez

After MHS I: Started waiting for the ten-year reunion. Maintained the high score on Donkey-Kong machine at 7-Hi from 1984-1987.

While at MHS, I would have loved to have had a date with (or been noticed by): Mark Heller!  He was so dreamy.

Most Embarrassing High School memory is: Getting caught "improving my grade" with the principal. God, I miss him.

Most exciting thing I’ve done since I left MHS: I just got a pager.  Please page me, you'll be the first!

Farthest away from MHS: Hopkins (east side)

Most bizarre place I’ve run into an old classmate: Prison. Sue Leach and I shared a cell for a while. She's very troubled.

Best friend while at MHS: It was a three-way: Cheryl McCollum, Cheryl Huber, and Debbie Peterson. Mac, great parties!

The most meaningful moment I have had since MHS: This one right now; filling out this form. Why haven't I heard from you earlier?

I now reside in: Denial/work release. Lake cabin in Madagascar, Africa.

Here’s what I do on a daily basis: Run a brothel, floss.

I have kids?: Yes, but paternity is undetermined. Max is 11 and Lydia is 12. These are cats. Don't think for a second that these births weren't painful.

I am married?: Hell, no.

Spouse/Partner: Imaginary (but hunky).

I’ve learned since high school: That having an imaginary spouse is sometimes best for everyone.

What I would like to go down in history for: I don't "go down" for anyone.

 

Alan Tollefson
Tollefson Design

Maple Grove, MN 55311
 

 

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